"lol those anime body pillows are for total perv—"
Holiday shopping? Keep your eye on the ball, or better still, both eyes…
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
waking up sad should be illegal
punishable by ice cream cake and kitten heaps
ur methods are tough but fair
OH MY GOODNESS
these are actually seriously cute
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
Can we stop glamorizing smoking cigarettes like
I had a sign in my room that said “laugh” but the ‘L’ and the ‘A’ fell off and now it only says “ugh” and thats just perfect